EXCLUSIVE! Apple rumor
Our agents can exclusively reveal that, according to sources deep within Apple (ie. a “genius” at the store in Cambridge, who saw the photo of Clyde I have as my laptop’s wallpaper), dogs are allowed in Apple Stores.
According to our source, who cannot be named (because I don’t know his name), even though the mall bans dogs, if you park in the garage below the mall and take the elevator up, it’s only a 10 foot dash to the Apple Store, so the guards won’t spot you.
No indication was given at this time as to rumoured plans for what happens if your dog takes a crap near the iPhones.
Fuck Think Secret! This is where the real Apple gossip can be found.
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