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Robotic Spam Haiku

August 2, 2002

Robotic Spam Haiku

In response to Ben Brown’s Robotic Spam Poetry, I offer (courtesy of Danny O’Brien’s found haiku script) some of my own. (All spelling and punctuation is spammer’s own)

New Software Lets You Find Out Almost ANYTHING about ANYONE...

Or maybe you want
a fake diploma to hang
on your bedroom wall.

Making over half
million dollars every
two months from your home.

This is the letter
you have been hearing about
on the news lately.

Save this on a disk
as well just in case if you
loose any data.

Stealth Eyes installs and
remains TOTALLY hidden
on a computer.

NATIONAL Asset
Background Searches. hour OR
LESS Turn Around Time.

Shipping, and Billing.
Secure Online Ordering,
Fast Delivery.

Life Insurance! Get
your FREE instant quotes. Compare
the lowest prices.

Hottest & Youngest
Bitches Getting F*cked in
everyhole LIVE.


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This is an archive of groovmother.com, the old blog run by Rod Begbie — A Scottish geek who lives in San Francisco, CA.

I'm the co-founder of Sōsh, your handy-dandy guide for things to do in San Francisco this weekend.