I am the ghost of groovymother.com. Woooooo!

“NO THANKS”

“OH MY!”

“Puff my Scrote”

ROD

Check in for charity

Interesting promotion. Adverts on the Muni asking you to check-in on foursquare to cause donations to some fund.

Girls Gone Wild

Efforts to convince Joy to flash her norks next to the bus proved unsuccessful.

Do Not Disturb

The world needs more googly eyes

“Get Your Muni Fast Pass Here”

“People Hate Us on Yelp”

Happy grafitti

“Lemmy”

“Feeding pigeons is illegal”

""The law is illegal."

Attack!

DRUG BUYERS BEWARE

"Your license plate number is being reported to the police department"

* Mind your dog’s excrements

We will be closed

“We Honor Master Charge”

I love this sign hanging-by-a-thread at an auto repair shop on Ocean Ave, given that "Master Charge" was renamed Mastercard over 30 years ago.

Lost guitar???

Given all the question marks, I'm kind of puzzled as to what this sign is for. "Have you lost a guitar?" "Have you found a lost guitar?" "Will a guitar somehow feature in the plot of the upcoming season of Lost?"

Warning: Vicious scorpions on the loose

Sales of “Playboy’s Fully Clothed Playmates” were presumably disappointing

No “texting”

“Captain Obvious”

I'm sorry you're lost, Captain Obvious, but you have an amazing name!

Oh, huge ignored pile of Yellow Pages

You're so very, very obsolete.

The kind of happiness you can only truly get with a beard

HAPPY MEAT DAY!

Where does the time go? It seems like just yesterday I was sending out my "Tofu Day" cards.

Sad Bear offers a Sad Flower

Green

My detailed botanical skills make me certain that this is some sort of fucking cabbage, or something.

“HOME DELIVERY SUBCRIBER”

Details on the crime of littering, sadly not available.

“Tips Are a Good Karm”

Limited colour pallet

A combination of this week's task on noticings and a weak pun. Hurrah!

Lost

DO NQT ENTER

Remember kids, always buy sufficient "O"s for your signs before making them.

Mandatory

Aurora’s Ice Cream

I love when our designers mark their stuff in the office fridge.

Ironside’s pumpkin

I didn’t know anti-depressants had “street teams”

One of those well-known Fish’n’Chips/Japanese crossover restaurants

You know… The old Teriyaki Chippie.

Blergh

Bag of eyeballs, sir?

Gigantomonitor

Got a new 30" monitor on my desk at work. Frankly, I'm scared. 4,096,000 pixels is too much for one man to deal with.

Overload

Intrigued by noticings. This is my first entry.