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Do Not Disturb

DRUG BUYERS BEWARE

"Your license plate number is being reported to the police department"

* Mind your dog’s excrements

We will be closed

“We Honor Master Charge”

I love this sign hanging-by-a-thread at an auto repair shop on Ocean Ave, given that "Master Charge" was renamed Mastercard over 30 years ago.

Lost guitar???

Given all the question marks, I'm kind of puzzled as to what this sign is for. "Have you lost a guitar?" "Have you found a lost guitar?" "Will a guitar somehow feature in the plot of the upcoming season of Lost?"

DO NQT ENTER

Remember kids, always buy sufficient "O"s for your signs before making them.

Mandatory

1st and 3rd

The parking restrictions in our neighbourhood have changed from every week to the 1st & 3rd weeks of the month. I think this is a good thing and will make it easier to park, though I am cautious of getting more parking tickets through mixing up weeks.

“Live Poultry Fresh Killed”

The sign outside Mayflower Poultry Co. in Cambridge. I finally got around to buying one of their t-shirts today, which I look forward to wearing around my vegetarian chums.

“LOUD ALARM WILL SOUND - Smile for the Camera”

24th St and Mission BART station.

McAfee Coliseum

“Boston Runs On Big Papi”

NO LIMOS

Odd juxtaposition -- The McDonalds on Boylston St in Boston has this sign at the entrance to its parking lot. They clearly get a classier kind of burger-eater than most drive-thrus.

Go Sox

Spelled out in fairy lights on a balcony on Comm Ave. OK, it's not as impressive as The Pru, but I have a shitty cameraphone.

Layover in Iceland

“Live Poultry Fresh Killed”

Sign seen in Inman Square, Cambridge, MA