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Entries for September 2005

September 27, 2005

Meanwhile

Meanwhile is a fantasticly headfucking “Choose Your Own Adventure”-style comic-book from Jason Shiga, who was responsible for the superb “Fleep” strip.

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Wikipedia: List of British English words not used in American English

This’ll come in handy as a tool to fend off funny looks when I throw random Britishisms into conversations across here.

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September 26, 2005

EFF: You Are the MPAA: A Broadcast Flag Update

Danny O’Brien gives the MPAA a heads-up: We’ve guessed your next move, so don’t even try it!

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Patience

Patience

Seven games left in the season, the Sox and Yankees tied for first, and we're stuck in a rain-delay.

Update: Arse. Game got postponed to lunchtime tomorrow.

Randombaconshot

Randombaconshot

Needed to test something, so here's a shot of Bacon in repose.

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The Theoretical Truth?

This fluttered by in my links a couple of months ago, but it bears repeating now.

If you’re at all a fan of the excellent, excellent Series of Unfortunate Events books (and you bloody well should be, cause they’re chuffin’ ACE!), and are, like me, anxiously awaiting the twelfth installment, you owe it to yourself to rummage around at The Nameless Novel. In amongst the strange quotes, unexpected recipes and questionable facts are plenty of clues as to what’s coming next. (And if you get stuck, the Wikipedia entry has the answers).

Quite impressively, with three weeks to go til publication, the book’s title still remains an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a marmoset.

September 24, 2005

FUCK this website

Signs with words covered up by stickers bearing the word “FUCK”. Yes, I am childish enough to find this funny.

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BBC THREE - The Comic Side of 7 Days

Britfolks — Watch this show on BBC Three, cause it’s dead funny. Non-Britfolks — Download it off of UKNova.

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September 22, 2005

Guardian Unlimited | Suspicious behaviour on the tube

Tube station shut down because of man “acting suspicously” (wearing an overcoat and sending text messages, apparently). Police arrest him and confiscate lots of computer/electronics equipment from his house. They eventually drop charges (although they don’t return his property). Unfortunately for them, said man has the skill and contacts to get his story told on the front page of The Guardian. Feeling safer, Britain?

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School band play 'Endtroducing' with real instruments

Superb! DJ Shadow re-imagined by hitting things with sticks.

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September 18, 2005

‘Not a significant source of iron’

‘Not a significant source of iron’

I picked up a couple of bottles of Irn Bru today for the first time in ages. I would never have thought to describe it as a 'carbonated citrus fruit drink'. I'd go with 'sugar, caffeine and orange colouring that *stains*'

Updated to add: Aha! Upon closer inspection, this is the label Barr use specifically for the US market (the FDA nutrition panel should have given that away). That explains the bizarre disclaimers for my adopted crazy-ass-litigious homeland.

September 17, 2005

50 Things That Out of Town College Students Must Know About Boston

Origin unknown, but it’s fucking hilarious. “Remember to say a little pray that you are fortunate enough to live somewhere that celebrates holidays by drinking Guinness and drinking Guinness while watching a Kenyan run.”

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September 16, 2005

O'Reilly Network: Using Qpsmtpd

Finally got qpsmtpd up and running on my mail server. Watching the ngrep logs as it makes short work of spam is most rewarding.

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Nintendo Revolution Controller Finally Revealed

Holy crapoly. Nintendo’s next-gen controller is a spectacular leap away from the standard.

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September 15, 2005

Apple breaks the iPod UI a little more

Number of button presses required to see/change the rating of a track on the iPod nano: Three, Four or Five, depending on whether you have Lyrics and Cover Art attached to the track. Hey Apple! Remember “consistency”?

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September 14, 2005

Audioscrobbler - The Music Technology Playground from Last.fm

The Last.fm chaps share their music tag data for non-commercial purposes. Can you say woo?

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Stats the way (uh-huh uh-huh) I like it

I saw some of the buzz for Mint—a new webstats package—floating around last week.1 I took a nosey at the pretty brochureware site, glanced at the $30 pricetag, saw there was no live demo or way to try-before-you-buy, and clicked on my merry way to research important matters of the day.

Then yesterday, I dropped the cash, downloaded a copy and became really quite impressed by it. But before the review, a quick history of my geekstatskeeping…

I’m an obsessive access_log scanner; I have been since my very first website on the Heriot-Watt CEE server back in ‘94. I have every log file for groovymother.com, going back to its original launch in 2001, gzipped up and ready to pipe through whatever analytical tool I choose.

I used WebTrends Live for a couple of years, and it really found it useful—the data analysis tools side of things was top notch—until they started charging $35 a month, which I couldn’t justify paying. Not to mention the fact that all the data and code was on their server, so I couldn’t tweak, and once I stopped forking over the cash, I lost all the data.

Then I moved to AWStats(AWStats – Free log file analyzer for advanced statistics (GNU GPL).). It’s free as in [beer|speech], but suffers from having a statistics display (Statistics for awstats.sourceforge.net (2005–08)) which approximately resembles My First HTML Page with Tables, and, frankly, would make the Baby Tufte cry. Worse, since it depends on scanning your access_logs, it just gets gummed up with spammers, worms, robots and other crud, despite desperate hacks to remove them.2

And so to Mint. It’s not free, but it’s open in that “Hey look! A plug-in API!” free-enough sort of way.

First up, it’s configurable. Note that this does not mean “Tweak a 10,000 line config file which changes format every time you upgrade” like with most Free software. You still have to set-up the database info in the config file, but then after that, you’re dropped into a lovely “Drag and drop to re-order the statistics you see on the main page” interface.

The stats display is very well designed. Yes, designed, rather than just “spewed onto a screen wrapped in <TD> tags”. Just enough info at a glance to be useful, and it’s easy to dig in for more. And just like the iceberg, it’s the visible sheen that convinces (fools?) you into believing that what’s under the covers is just as elegant.

And the plug-ins, oh the plug-ins! I haven’t had much time to dig into the API myself, but a couple that have impressed me include a plug-in to display Sparklines of your traffic, and one which tracks outgoing clicks from your website (meaning that I don’t have to rely on MyBlogLog going forward)

To complain that Mint is an expensive AJAX-ifiied version of exising free apps is to sell it short. It’s really the cheapest extensible and usable webstats package on the market today. And I look forward to seeing what it ends up as tomorrow.

1 Initially, it was on John Gruber’s Daring Fireball Linked List, which is one of the highest quality linklogs around. Well worth a subscription to Daring Fireball if you’re at all interested in Apple opinions)

2 And let’s not ignore the awstats bug that allowed crackers to break into a bunch of servers last year(Box Cracked (by Jeremy Zawodny)). I’ll be glad to get it off my machine.

The Jolly Wacky Executionist (video)

Found whilst rummaging through folders on my webserver: A (crappily-encoded) video of a sketch I wrote and performed in at the Improv Asylum in 2001.

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September 13, 2005

Privacy Enhanced Computer Display

“It is also possible to use the system to “underlay” a private message on a public display system.” Anyone else reminded of “They Live”?

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Doonesbury: returning to G2

Grauniad dumps Doonesbury strip without warning as part of shrinkifying of paper. Hundreds of readers complain. 24 hours later, the features editor posts “mea culpa” in their blog comments, and says that it will return. Good for them. (FWIW, Steve Bell and Doonesbury were two of the main reasons I started reading the Grauniad when I was 15.)

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September 12, 2005

My new plates

My new plates

Come the end of the month, these will be attached to my car. It just takes a $40 donation to the Jimmy Fund, every two years, to get Sox plates.

Google Maps with 2000 Census data

Very nicely done. There are roughly 69,000 people living in a one-mile radius of our house.

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ArsTechnica iPod Nano review

ArsTechnica try their damndest to break apart an iPod nano — it’s reassuringly resilient!

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September 11, 2005

Reduce the risk, hire from open source (Loud Thinking)

There is much I agree with here. Maybe this weekend I’ll finish off a draft blog entry I’ve been meaning to do for months on hiring.

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September 9, 2005

Why Good Programmers Are Lazy and Dumb

Compare with Larry Wall’s “Laziness, Impatience, Hubris” virtues of a programmer theory.

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Pulp/Radiohead supergroup forms to be Weird Sisters

Following on from Ian Brown’s cameo in the last Harry Potter film, Jarvis Cocker and a couple of Radioheadies are going to appear in the next one,

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The Grauniad's new look

So farewell then, Garamond Italic and Helvetica Black.

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September 7, 2005

Threadless T-Shirts - Regrowth: Katrina

Lovely idea — Threadless are selling this shirt for $10, but will donate *$20* to hurricane relief for every one sold. Mine is already ordered.

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Apple - iPod nano

The replacement for the iPod mini is just delectable. Tiny, shiny, and available in a sleek black.

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The New Yorker: THE MORAL-HAZARD MYTH

Excellent article by Malcolm Gladwell explaining just how horrendously fucked-up the US health industry is. “Because the uninsured are sicker than the rest of us, they can’t get better jobs, and because they can’t get better jobs they can’t afford health insurance, and because they can’t afford health insurance they get even sicker.”

I, Cringely . NerdTV

The first episode of NerdTV — the online-only PBS-funded geek interview show hosted by a Bob Cringely — is now online. There are some really interesting guests lined up, so this definitely has potential.

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September 4, 2005

AnnualCreditReport

Us east-coasters can now get our full credit reports online for free.

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September 1, 2005

W. T. EFF?

Hrmmm… For years, I’ve been under the impression that EFF stood for “Electronic Freedom Frontier”, but I just noticed on my credit card bill that their name is really “Electronic Frontier Foundation”.

A quick Google search shows I’m not alone in my confusion, but the phrase only appears once anywhere on eff.org.

Anyone know the history of their name?

Microsoft Leaks New Ergonomic 4000 Keyboard

I love Microsoft’s ergonomic keyboards, and am delighted to see that the next model will have the proper Home/End/Delete block layout.

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